My Patchwork Quilt Sentimental lady. Perhaps this attribute best describes the lady he loves. Of all her charming qualities, which are many, this is one of her best. Memorabilia accumulated over forty years still lives in boxes, stuffed in closets, attics and under beds, which supports this fabulous quality. As a result, recent efforts of … Continue reading The Warmth of a Quilt
Author: Ron Collins
Fox Urine Muses
“Stupid squirrels!” I say to myself, as I notice once again, they are ruining my Palm trees. Okay, maybe I used a few stronger and manly words. But the point here is they ARE ruining my prized trees. These breeding machines love the burlap type material found on Palm trees. The mangy fur balls use … Continue reading Fox Urine Muses
Fox Urine Muses-Watch for it Tomorrow
“Stupid squirrels!” I say to myself, as I notice once again, they are ruining my Palm trees. To be continued.....
My Fight with an Old Man
“I will refuse to let you inside me until the day I die!” I shout, with fists clinched, realizing the contradiction in that statement.
My Favorite Destination
This is the first story of a series called My Hometown
Covid circa 1964
What would Covid have been like in 1964 when I was 10 years old?
To be a mask-wearer, or not to be, that is the question: Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer The consequences of a stray sneeze Or to take Arms against a Sea of Covid. Okay, I will admit. I’m no Shakespeare. But it is interesting for me to watch the two factions at work … Continue reading Masks
I have a hot wife. I hate to admit this, but we are going through a rough patch in our marriage. “Say what?” I imagine you are thinking to yourselves, as my wife and I have been happily married for over forty years. “With a hot wife, just work through it, you idiot,” my guy … Continue reading Marital Problems
The Barber Shop- Fathers Day Edition
Placing a piece of gum in my mouth, I recognize it is not just any ordinary gum. The wrapper is bright yellow, and the flavor is as vibrant as the wrapper. Once this delightful stick touches my tongue, flavors of banana, pineapple and yes, maybe even a tinge of peach explode in my mouth. Ah, … Continue reading The Barber Shop- Fathers Day Edition
I am looking at a blank screen, determined to write something today about happiness. The year is 2020 and it is not even half over. The pundits have already declared this the worst year in modern history. So much unhappiness is in our world. I try to watch the news and it makes me feel … Continue reading Happiness